Humans Aren't Real

Discover ultimate comfort and Squatch-approved style with the garment-dyed t-shirts available now at Squatch Trail Mercantile. Crafted from premium 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton, these Bigfoot-inspired tees combine softness, durability, and timeless design. Perfect for Sasquatch seekers and outdoor adventurers alike, they’re a must-have for any Bigfoot fan’s wardrobe.

• Premium Fabric: Medium-weight, soft-washed, garment-dyed cotton offers a cozy, durable feel.
• Relaxed Fit: Designed for all-day comfort during outdoor explorations or casual wear.
• Pre-Shrunk Quality: Pre-shrunk fabric ensures the perfect fit, while double-needle stitching adds long-lasting durability.
• Eco-Friendly Style: Ethically made with U.S.-grown cotton certified by the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol for sustainability.

Available in a variety of colors to match your Squatch-hunting adventures or showcase your Bigfoot pride. Shop now at Squatch Trail Mercantile and elevate your Bigfoot clothing collection!